Brain: we are gonna not eat for so long that we pass out. People are gonna be worried about us and you’re gonna be so thin that people won’t even recognize you. We’ve got this. Just remember to drink lots of wat…
*mom brings home pizza*
Brain: we are going to eat ALL of the pizza so that it isn’t there to tempt us tomorrow and then since we’ve already ruined it we are gonna eat some cereal and cookies and maybe finish up those hot pockets in the freezer
juno-j
